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[hackingyoursensors]

idk this seems like it would be something jason would come up with

but i only met him last week

[overlyprecocious]

yeah I’m not really surprised by Jason

[hackingyoursensors]

i guess he could do worse to drum up business

theyre still wearing shirts

[ such as they are. ]

[lightmyself]

i know i never should have expected better
usually hes too busy making dead jokes
but this has him all over it

[hackingyoursensors]

dead jokes?

[ like dark humor? ]

[lightmyself]

jokes about death all the time
its not that funny

who are u?
friend of tims?

[Who does not remember meeting someone that well at the hotel when he was very very sleepy...]

[hackingyoursensors]

of course not
puns are funnier

dick grayson the younger
hence why this is super awk for me

[lightmyself]

OH
i remember u
meeting u i mean
at the hotel
hi
no wonder u were so familiar
wow
and i thought i had it crazy here

[hackingyoursensors]

hi again
i don't think i caught your name

did you manage to get some zzzs?

[lightmyself]

duke thomas
slept for half a day
guess i needed it
how are u

[hackingyoursensors]

nice to meet you, duke

i'm good
full of secondhand embarrassment
but good

[codicies]

as long as we're introducing ourselves, i'm dylan brock

sleeper's brother

so basically jason's brother-in-law.

this is a big chat, is jason who we all have in common??

[overlyprecocious]

like jokes about being dead

[hackingyoursensors]

you know i saw him more as like
a sarcastic humor kind of guy

but i guess dark humor is just sarcastic humor turned up to 11

[demigoth]

The re-alive’ed should always have a sense of humor about it.

[lightmyself]

if thats what u want to call it

[demigoth]

would you prefer undead? he’s not a zombie

[lightmyself]

tell that to jason
but
i meant the sense of humor

[demigoth]

i have i told him he came back weird

he has a sense of humor. his best friend is a cat

[lightmyself]

no he didnt
nothings more weird about jason than any of us

and cats are awesome
selina would be proud probably

[demigoth]

he doesn’t feel the same as other mortals
why are you weird?

and cats are fine i guess. from 10 feet away

[codicies]

wait wait did jason actually die???

[hackingyoursensors]

undead??

wtf are you talking about

[demigoth]

No he’s NOT undead. if he was i could order him around. i tried

[hackingyoursensors]

why did you call him re-alived or undead or a zombie

are you a necromancer or something