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hi again
i don't think i caught your name

did you manage to get some zzzs?

duke thomas
slept for half a day
guess i needed it
how are u

nice to meet you, duke

i'm good
full of secondhand embarrassment
but good

this is not how i wanted to get to know my multiversal big brothers
but there it is

did b take you in too?

yeah
been living at the manor for almost a year now

[ It doesn't take a detective to know that Bruce wouldn't take someone in if they had a family to go home to. ]

the manor has more than enough rooms.
i always thought it could be more lively. :)

theres only two of us living there now
but everyone visits all the time
going from only child to a family this big was wild
but its nice too

yeah i know the feeling
i've been experiencing it since i got here

who's the other one?

damian
hes the youngest of us
so far i guess

hes stabby
but nice once you get to know him

heard a little about him.
haven't met him yet
i'll be sure not to take any stabbings personally
throwing sharp objects seems to be a greeting
among some people here

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as long as we're introducing ourselves, i'm dylan brock

sleeper's brother

so basically jason's brother-in-law.

this is a big chat, is jason who we all have in common??

who is sleeper
i didnt know jason was dating here

i thought it was a fam chat
did they adopt you
thats how it works
usually

he’s basically our brother in law

cool
sleeper is a fun name

wait what??

he’s Sleeper’s brother and Sleeper and Jason apparently basically got alien married

well Jason said it wasn’t like that but

ok

that's cool

i'll have to meet sleeper someday

besides i like cats

they are pretty neat

sleeper is the gooey cat that hangs out at the bar

they're not actually a cat they just like that shape.

i guess it's a fam chat?? i didn't realize the fam was this big. Jason sure sucks at communicating important details.

fam is pretty big
a lot of new faces here though
in the chat i mean

jason dating a shapeshifting cat person
might be the most jason thing ive ever heard
does the cat make death jokes
or at least jokes about maiming

YEAH they're two peas in a pod. Sleeper can say anything with a straight face, it's pretty great.

as long as jasons happy
not like bruce didnt set a precedent

who's bruce?

who do u think bruce is
i mean
if u were guessing