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[hackingyoursensors]

dead jokes?

[ like dark humor? ]

[lightmyself]

jokes about death all the time
its not that funny

who are u?
friend of tims?

[Who does not remember meeting someone that well at the hotel when he was very very sleepy...]

[hackingyoursensors]

of course not
puns are funnier

dick grayson the younger
hence why this is super awk for me

[lightmyself]

OH
i remember u
meeting u i mean
at the hotel
hi
no wonder u were so familiar
wow
and i thought i had it crazy here

[hackingyoursensors]

hi again
i don't think i caught your name

did you manage to get some zzzs?

[lightmyself]

duke thomas
slept for half a day
guess i needed it
how are u

[hackingyoursensors]

nice to meet you, duke

i'm good
full of secondhand embarrassment
but good

[lightmyself]

this is not how i wanted to get to know my multiversal big brothers
but there it is

[hackingyoursensors]

did b take you in too?

[lightmyself]

yeah
been living at the manor for almost a year now

[hackingyoursensors]

[ It doesn't take a detective to know that Bruce wouldn't take someone in if they had a family to go home to. ]

the manor has more than enough rooms.
i always thought it could be more lively. :)

[lightmyself]

theres only two of us living there now
but everyone visits all the time
going from only child to a family this big was wild
but its nice too

[codicies]

as long as we're introducing ourselves, i'm dylan brock

sleeper's brother

so basically jason's brother-in-law.

this is a big chat, is jason who we all have in common??

[lightmyself]

who is sleeper
i didnt know jason was dating here

i thought it was a fam chat
did they adopt you
thats how it works
usually

[overlyprecocious]

he’s basically our brother in law

[lightmyself]

cool
sleeper is a fun name

[hackingyoursensors]

wait what??

[overlyprecocious]

he’s Sleeper’s brother and Sleeper and Jason apparently basically got alien married

well Jason said it wasn’t like that but

[hackingyoursensors]

ok

that's cool

i'll have to meet sleeper someday

besides i like cats

[codicies]

sleeper is the gooey cat that hangs out at the bar

they're not actually a cat they just like that shape.

i guess it's a fam chat?? i didn't realize the fam was this big. Jason sure sucks at communicating important details.

[lightmyself]

fam is pretty big
a lot of new faces here though
in the chat i mean

jason dating a shapeshifting cat person
might be the most jason thing ive ever heard
does the cat make death jokes
or at least jokes about maiming

[codicies]

YEAH they're two peas in a pod. Sleeper can say anything with a straight face, it's pretty great.

[lightmyself]

as long as jasons happy
not like bruce didnt set a precedent

[overlyprecocious]

like jokes about being dead

[hackingyoursensors]

you know i saw him more as like
a sarcastic humor kind of guy

but i guess dark humor is just sarcastic humor turned up to 11