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[overlyprecocious]

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[codicies]

explode metaphorically or literally?

I'm down for either I just wanna know what to prep for

[overlyprecocious]

either works




I could provide explosives

[codicies]

okay, awesome. I don't have any of those and I think J would notice if his started going missing.

[overlyprecocious]

well that would be pretty distracting, too...

[demigoth]

how big of a distraction do you think you need and which jason?

i don’t do explosions but he’s gonna know it’s me maybe

[overlyprecocious]

the younger one. the one who’s your guardian

idk I just want him to have something new to focus on that isn’t trying to get me to talk about stuff

[demigoth]

he doesn’t make me talk about stuff. try leaving?

he doesn’t scare easy. i don’t know how many zombies it would take

[overlyprecocious]

he just brings it up again. it’s frustrating.

[codicies]

if he tries to talk to you about stuff, keep turning it around on him. "Interesting observation, Jason. How does that make you feel?"

[overlyprecocious]

“This isn’t a conversation about me right now, Jason. :)”

[demigoth]

Or stick with me and Dylan. We’ll answer the questions our way.

[overlyprecocious]

safety in numbers IS probably a more practical plan than explosions

[demigoth]

And we don’t ask you to talk.

[codicies]

for real. your tragic anime backstory is your business, no one gets to force any of us to talk about it.

[demigoth]

he can’t have a tragic anime backstory until he dyes his hair a weird color and gets a -

wait he has a staff. that counts

[codicies]

something something heart of the cards! Ganbatte, Tim-san!!

[demigoth]

i have no idea what that is

[codicies]

it's from an anime

I don't know it that much

[overlyprecocious]

is my hair long enough for a tragic anime backstory? idk

[demigoth]

I think it is if you dye it. You just have to be the grumpy one.

[overlyprecocious]

idk. do I seem that grumpy already?

[demigoth]

no im the grumpy one but i have longer hair

[overlyprecocious]

well we can't have two grumpy ones

[codicies]

if you're the grumpy one, and he's the grumpy one, and I'm the grumpy one

then who's driving the plane??

[overlyprecocious]

it's ok I programmed the autopilot