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[overlyprecocious]

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[lowercase_el]

Hey short stack. Come hang out with me.

[overlyprecocious]

I'm not short

[lowercase_el]

I'm 6'1," most people are short.

You going to hang out or not?

[overlyprecocious]

What do you want to do?

[lowercase_el]

Donuts.

[overlyprecocious]

Oh.

Donuts sound good.

[lowercase_el]

[Kon sends him the address of the donut place he found. It's one of the ones that creates like extremely good but slightly eldritch concoctions that include breakfast cereal.]

See you there in an hour?

[overlyprecocious]

Sure

Text; Robin; burner

[mostdangerousbird]

My example isn’t one you should be emulating.

[overlyprecocious]

are you saying that because it’s a bad idea?

[mostdangerousbird]

No, I’m saying that because my decision-making rubric ranks personal safety lower than you should have if at your age.

[overlyprecocious]

so it’s a bad idea.

why would you think I rank personal safety high in my decision making rubric?

[mostdangerousbird]

It’s a good decision with my particular parameters.

Higher. Not necessarily high.

[overlyprecocious]

what are your parameters?

[mostdangerousbird]

Private.

text; burner phone

[reneger]

don't you start too

[overlyprecocious]

he won’t tell me why he’s doing this

[reneger]

i'll tell you if you knock it off

[overlyprecocious]

okay.


So what’s happening?

[reneger]

'okay' isn't promising me you'll shut up

[overlyprecocious]

it was implied!

[reneger]

spell it out for me

[overlyprecocious]

I’ll knock it off if you’ll tell me what I wanted to know

[reneger]

promise me

[overlyprecocious]

???

I promise